May 2013
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When Hollywood movie posters can't be imported to...
did-you-kno:
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Amazing.
April 2013
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“A company in California has started selling a new cologne that smells like...”
– Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue, April 23 2013 (via latenightjimmy)
March 2013
154 posts
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So, Ian Somerhalder and Rob Lowe are twins.
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bobbymoynihans:
“I don’t like SNL”
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE....
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
Some Italian numbers, I'm sorry they're not all.
Telefono Amico (for support in case of depression, solitude, all kind of emotional needs): 199 284 284 (every day, 10am - 24pm)
Telefono Azzurro (for kids and teenagers): 1 96 96 (24h a day, 365 days a year); 114 (for immediate danger, 24h every day)
Antiviolenza Donne (for women victims of any sort of violence): 1522 (24h every day)
Alcolisti Anonimi (Alcoholics anonymous): 06 66.36.620
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“If she were dating a guy for six weeks and they decided to have a kid, I’d...”
– Leslie, Parks and Recreation
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“Ann: I wanna be a mom. I’m going to the sperm bank today. Can you come?...”
– Parks and Recreation
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“Morris: What are you doing now? I’m talking to you.
Donna: I’m...”
– Parks and Recreation
I would be an awful parent...... →
death-by-lulz:
I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
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“If you read my blog you know I’m a pilates freak - and by pilates I mean...”
– Zach Galifianakis, 3/6/10 Monologue (via nbcsnl) 